I’m going to start building a list of some favorite quotes, this will take a while.
SWTOR favorite line so far: “Is that a hair style or did a womp rat die on your head?”
From Babylon 5, Vir Cotto to Mr. Morden: “I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [waves] Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden? ”
From Firefly, Jayne: “Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’tchya think?”
Zoe and Book: “Preacher, don’t the bible got some pretty specific things to say about killing?” “Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
From Farscape, Crichton and D’Argo: “You been lyin’ to your daddy, boy, and you know you shouldn’t lie to your daddy. It’s gonna stop. Who’s your daddy? C’mon, you know who your daddy is. Who’s your daddy? D’Argo, tell him who his daddy is. ” ” I’M your daddy. ”
From Pinky and the Brain: “Pinky, are you pondering what i’m pondering” “Yeah Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size? ”
From The Tick (NOT the live action): “Interviewer: Well can you…blow up the world?” “Tick: Egad! I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff.”
The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: “And he says to me, he says to me, “You got style, baby! But if you’re gonna to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick!” And so I go, I says, “Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that’s it! High explosives!” Ah ha ha ha ha ha!”
Sewer Urchin: “Down here I’m considered the apotheosis of cool.” Arthur: “Did He just say apotheosis?”
From Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow and Oz: “The monkey is French?” “All monkeys are French. You didn’t know that?”